Experts have announced that they’ve created matter with ‘negative mass’. By this I think they mean that when they push it, it goes backwards.
They talk about Bose-Einstein condensate state. But to be honest I haven’t a clue what that means and I’ve got a degree in physics and everything.
My lack of physics expertise aside it made me think, whilst drinking my lunchtime cuppa in the sun, about projects that seem to go backwards. The more you push them the further backwards they seem to go.
Is it possible that scientists have uncovered the real reason Projects get stuck and take so long?
Perhaps it’s nothing to do with people or process and what have you. Maybe it’s all to do with superfluids and being very cold.
Maybe turning up the heat will help? Get people out of their condensate state. Get things moving. Turn off the air conditioning and get them drinking super fluids (also known as tea).
Get them more engaged with the Cup’o-Tea compensate state.
That should do it. Tea and heaters.